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Women are ‘Too Emotional, Too Diabolical’ To Vote

Women are ‘Too Emotional, Too Diabolical’ To Vote, Says Mississippi Tea Party Leader



Being a Tea Party leader in any state in the good old US (even the smart states) means that you must be the most rusted-out screwdriver among a shed chock full of very dull tools. But Tea Party leader and Mississippi is a coupling like Smith and Wesson or gasoline and fire; nothing possibly good can come from the pairing.

Super liberty and truck nutz loving Janis Lane, the president of the Central Mississippi Tea Party, believes that women should be denied the right to vote because they are just ever-so diabolical and emotional. Evidently Lane thinks women will have their periods in the voting booth, manipulate the pool workers, and  want to fold laundry and cry about the poor choice of color scheme used for the booth curtain–of course all while plotting to take over the world (in keeping with all of those female presidents we’ve apparently had).

“Our country might have been better off if it was still just men voting. There is nothing worse than a bunch of mean, hateful women. They are diabolical in how than can skewer a person. I don’t see that in men“ said Lane during an interview with the Jackson Free Press (Democratic Underground)

Absolutely! Karl Rove, the Koch Brothers, James Carville, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O’ Reilly, and Sean Hannity are all meek and gentle lambs who are just manipulated by the malicious vagina rays that can skewer a person as easy as they can reject rape sperm. Since Lane is one of the low-information, easily manipulated voters who votes against their economic self-interests, so should it really shock us that she’s also a self-loathing woman.





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http://www.addictinginfo.org/2012/10/14/women-are-too-diabolical-to-vote/
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649848 tn?1534633700
No go --- promises go out the window once you get to "that time of the month" because the raging hormones simply make us too emotional ...........  lol
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377493 tn?1356502149
Ok, thanks all.  Now all I can visualize is Limbaugh, in a thong, with boils on his butt.  Someone please tell me how to get this out of my head!!!  You can't erase this stuff.  Yuuuucccckkkkkkkkk.

So, let me get this straight...if your menopausal, post menopausal, have had a hysterectomy or an ablation...then you can vote?  What if you just promise not to comment on the decor or cry as you walk into the booth?  Maybe you could all sign a pledge?  
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649848 tn?1534633700
"Evidently Lane thinks women will have their periods in the voting booth, manipulate the pool workers, and  want to fold laundry and cry about the poor choice of color scheme used for the booth curtain"   Does that mean when we no longer have a period, bother folding laundry or care about the color scheme, we would no longer be emotional and diabolical, and would then be eligible to vote?

Limbaugh in a thong........ hmmm - I think you've had too much politics lately........it's jaded your mind........... lol
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Yeah, Im with brice, this is sick! Hey! HOLD UP Brice, Im coming with you!


Is it a full moon? I dont know what is got into me today!
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973741 tn?1342342773
Oh good grief.  Now I'm a little nauseated with boils added into the mix.  LOL  

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That is sick....  I'm done with this thread....
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LOL, I know, disgusting! YUCK. I wonder if he still has them boils on the buttocks..... EW In a thong with boils on the buttocks! EW
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Ugh.... really?  A thong?  Damn, my good lady.  You've lost it.....  LOL
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973741 tn?1342342773
Yeah, that's a BAD bad image to have stuck in your head.  
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I just couldnt get this vision OUT of my head! Just imagine in your minds eye,

a photo of Rush Limbaugh bending over in a thong.


OH NO!
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973741 tn?1342342773
Hey.  Feel sorry for me.  My party is being held hostage.  I'm ready to pay the ransom note and be done with this stuff.  
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Another one of the Tea Party's Deep Thinkers.
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163305 tn?1333668571
She needs to be drenched in tea until she gets her senses back.
Better yet, she doesn't think women should vote ? Than she shouldn't vote.
Same as my view about abortion. Against it, don't have one.

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