Mindi at age 64 you should be a little more realistic and a little less appalled. In the USA alone there are over 100 million people with floaters. It's the way the eye grows old. At your age 60% of people have floaters. Neuro-adaptation or the brain learning to ignore them is how 98% get by. I am not only sympathetic but empathetic. I have had floaters since age 9, have PVDs in both eyes and a huge Weiss Ring in my right eye. At present 5/2016 there is no good treatment for floaters. Lasers, vitrectomies, injections are too risky.
Some people are deeply bothered by floaters. I've noted this on my home page blog and posted information on same. This is the link:
http://www.medhelp.org/user_journals/index/177275?page=6&personal_page_id=67912&sort_by=date
JCH MD