OT - Who needs a laugh?

[Zacksmomi]

Got this off another forum so some of you may have seen it, but it was one of my favorites so I had to repost it.

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
WITNESS: No.
ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

I figure some of us might feel this way about our Dr's once in a while :)

[Quixotic1]

Medical Examiner:  Yes, it is quite possible that he is alive and practicing Neurology.

I love that!

Q

[Lulu54]

thanks.  I needed that laugh!