You know your pregnant when..

[Morrisfamily2012]

You cry while watching dirty dancing.

No joke. (: I know these come up all the time, but it's still fun.

[babyinJuly]

You're dreaming of girl scout cookies and that's the first thing you run for when you wake up. I spent a ton of money this year for those cookies!

[mrssandefur]

When you didn't sleep well the night before so.anything anyone does through the day drives you up the wall, including making your ice teat at dinner.cause the glass was wet from.condensation and they should have know you'd need a towel.to.wipe.it.off and now you just don't want them.to.even look.at you the rest.of.the night, will you pass the gravy please, thank you for.the tea.... Hahaha I did.this.last night :)

[Usmcwife4511]

When you wake up wanting the most random food in the middle of the night....

[Factorymomma]

When you fart just trying to stand up and you didn't even think you had to fart!
As my dh says,"did ya need a little extra liftoff power to stand?"

[kennimae92]

When you are afraid to sneeze in public because you dont want to accidentally pee yourself .. o_O

When your husband asks you why your mad at him and you tell him because he spoke. (He got a kick out of the one)

[happyfeet88]

At ths point I'm glad I dnt live wth my bf I wud lose my mind nthn he says mkes sense an all he wnts to do nw is jump me he thnks its so cute!!!! Argh... Btwn him an my mom they drive me insane, has anyone ever screamd so loud at somone tht u leakd a lil urine lol ths hppns to me all the time lol

[happyfeet88]

I wtchd "knocked up" an cried, and when u throw ur bf wth the waterjug at 3am in the mrnin cos hs faceclthe is wet bt in ur mind he ws cheatin on u... (It mde sense at the time)

[TxMamma]

My husband and I cannot sleep face to face bc his breath smells like herbs/spices. I notice it a lot when pregnant. I can smell it when he breathes out of his nose. I tell him to wash the insides of his nostrils but her wont. He gets a swift shove if he breathes on me at night.

[parkersmommy]

When someone is talking to you and ask you something and you're to distracted by the child thast must hate you kicking you repeatedly in the rib cage to answer and she stops and the person in still standing there, looking at you waiting for a response, and you have to make them repeat the question lol happened to me today. Also when I was pregnant with my son I went with a friend to see hellboy 2 at the movie theater and cried twice lol. And with both of my pregnancys my husband makes this noise in his sleep like a dog licking peanut butter off the roof of it's mouth and when I'm not pregnant it doesn't really bother me that much but when I'm pregnant it makes me want to stab him in the face

[Morrisfamily2012]

Omg. I want to choke my bh half the time and he'll just be sitting beside me. Lol. I get the heartburn water thing too. Factorymomma I think i'm gonna miss you when you have you baby girl in a couple of days. You crack me up. ;)

[mrscude2010]

You cry at your little 8 year old sister's school play because you thought she did so good

[carebearmomma]

When you spend hours & hours cleaning because everything looks dirty and you find a specific spot for everything. Then you go to leave and get so mad because you can't find your sunglasses, then you realize while sitting a stop light that they are on top of your head.

[Factorymomma]

When you put the keys in the ignition of your car, adjust your rearview, then freak out because you can't find your keys in your purse lol

[Shanikag1]

when you cry for no reason

[TxMamma]

Im so glad im not the only one that's gotten heartburn from water!  

You know ur preg when: you find out that you have to toot as ur tooting.

[Factorymomma]

Lol

[carebearmomma]

I would have wanted to stab someone too if they were doing that. Good thing nobody has tried ... They all know I would ... even if I wasn't preggo.

[Factorymomma]

I almost stabbed my dh with a fork the other day because he was stealing the meat grits I was cooking for breakfast straight out of the pan.  lol

[davi14]

I cry watching movies, soap operas lol, talent shows, basically were just cry babies when were pregnant..lol we can't help it.

[davi14]

I cry watching movies, soap operas lol, talent shows, basically were just cry babies when were pregnant..lol we can't help it.

[carebearmomma]

When you go from laughing, to crying, to wanting to have sex, to being totally angry at the world for being so dumb in less than half a day!

[Newmommy86]

Factorymomma lol I feel the same way I thought I was the only one

[MeganLee43]

Once again, I think you're great. lol. I'm like that too!

[Factorymomma]

When you get irritated because someone is just breathing.....