It is not ridiculous.Sexual urge is strong enough do do any thing normal and ridiculous. safest and effective way can be circulating fingers around your clitoris.
Inserting Banana or carrot in a codon can serve the purpose. Right age so enjoy sex is after 18. However if you do it in a limit, it would be okay.
So will I be ok? Or will I get an infection or become sick? In really worried...
I heard a story from a firefighter (emergency medical technician) who went out on a call only to find that the problem was that a man had inserted a carrot up his anus and it had gotten stuck there, and his colon had gone all dead feeling because it had been in there for more than a day and he couldn't get it out. So, believe it, it could have been worse.
I would not recommend using an unpeeled carrot, because it is so pointy and rough. If you plan to try this stunt again, peel the carrot and put it in a lubricated condom. That should prevent both exposure to bacteria and the risk of it getting stuck.
I very much doubt you did yourself any damage.
What kind of illness do you think this will cause? I googled it also and could not find anything.
I'm not sure, I just read that it could have transferred micro-organisms or bacteria through the walls and they can make you sick. It makes sense... but hopefully the risk is low and its been 24 hrs and I feel ok...