Aa
Aa
A
A
A
Close
1157646 tn?1343967128

My thyroid poem

Hi all...
Just thought I might share the poem I wrote while sitting in my endo's waiting room last thursday afternoon.  Endo got a laugh so maybe it can make us all giggle!!!  Nothing like a good laugh every now and again!

Thyroid Poem - By Nat!
Shaped like a butterfly; sitting in my neck;
She can cause one to feel electric, with heart palpitations; that’s when I say “Oh heck!!”
Or, she makes me feel quite the opposite; melancholic, tired and cold.  It’s h*ll;
All while she’s supposed to be sharing her beauty and power with every cell.

My mind turns to fuzz; my hair thins; my nails break fast
It’s not a blast!
She will not win this battle, I have all the facts
She tries her best; she’s always throwing attacks.

I hate you for everything you have done;
But in the end, I will have won.
You picked a fight with the wrong person;
You thought I would worsen.

With a heap of help I pushed through;
I have been determined to beat you!
Here I am...where are you?
I am here, you’re not.  I win.  Woohoo!!!!
2 Responses
Sort by: Helpful Oldest Newest
734073 tn?1278896325
Love it!
Helpful - 0
499534 tn?1328704178
That was cute. Thank you for sharing.  :)
Helpful - 0
Have an Answer?

You are reading content posted in the Thyroid Disorders Community

Top Thyroid Answerers
649848 tn?1534633700
FL
Avatar universal
MI
1756321 tn?1547095325
Queensland, Australia
Learn About Top Answerers
Didn't find the answer you were looking for?
Ask a question
Popular Resources
We tapped the CDC for information on what you need to know about radiation exposure
Endocrinologist Mark Lupo, MD, answers 10 questions about thyroid disorders and how to treat them
A list of national and international resources and hotlines to help connect you to needed health and medical services.
Herpes sores blister, then burst, scab and heal.
Herpes spreads by oral, vaginal and anal sex.
STIs are the most common cause of genital sores.