***Do you Dare To Share***???

[NautyOne]

I was just wonder if anyone is willing to share what you might feel as embarassing that you wouldn't normally tell others that you do?......it can be anything from picking your nose and eating your bugars...lol.  to biting your toe nails do you dare to share?.......I'm testing you all now to see what your made of.

nauty.......

[allaboutmary]

I'm a mouth breather.  My nose is strictly for looks .........no air goes through it. lol
So of course I snore......there's others things that are difficult when you can't breath through your nose.........lololollo

[HelpinUtah]

I love to pop my hubby's zits on his back.  And, my mother gets blackheads on her nose and cheeks and I love to pop those too.  I don't understand how I can do that because I suffer from a little bit of OCD.  But, I admit I have to go wash my hands immediately.

If my friends' children drink out of my cup or whatever I'm drinking - I give it to them.  I can't stand it!!!

[NautyOne]

Ewwwwwwwwww  utah......thats a good, nasty one.  I used to do that too.  My husband had blackheads on his back and I did enjoy squeezing them out......the whiteheads....hail to the NO.......I squeezed his nose one time and am haunted to this day. It reminded me of one of those play-dough hair making machines.....OMG.  the pores on this mans nose were huge........I am getting the willies just thinking about it.

Oh, I used to do his fingers and toenails with a pearing knife.....i loved scraping the cuticle off and then getting that stuff out what ever it is.....under the corners of the big toe nail.......Oh, it smelled soooo bad, but I got some sick pleasure digging it out......

hmmm

[NautyOne]

Come on peoples.......don't be chicken ??

I shave my face every day with an electric razor.  I don't tell anyone about that.  I see women with facial hair and i can't stand it....it scares me.  Used to drive my husband crazy when we would be driving and I was shaving my face ......he would freak out and want to pull over.....hahahhaha.......Used to use a Mach lll, regular razor.  those are nice and a closer shave.....lol.  Electric is more convenient.......:-))

[flmagi]

Ok This is gross. I've had an abscess on my gum for at least 6 months now, and can't afford to go get it taken care of. So every few days I do a little self surgery, with an exacto blade to relieve the pressure. Its disgusting but cool at the same time, like popping the most giant zit. So gross, so gross. Hiding my head now.

[theeagle]

Nauty - I have lots of quirks and experiences......but they dont embarass me. It may take awile before I can figure out exactly what embarasses me,,,,,,,,,,,, Doe it have to embarass you?  I am well not well  acquianted with shame. I did wear white one year after Memorial Day and embarrassed my wife - but I got a free bottle of good wine for being individual.  Would that count.

[bubbles1096]

nauty, the face shaving hing was just brought u @ my work today....there's a beastly, troll looking lady in the cleaning area/aundry at my work (clean bedsheet's towels, blankets, etc). Sports a terrible female black mullet, wears Birks and tight black leggings, she is rather stout and round, short. She has a dark beard and wont' do anything about it. We are very afraid of giving her some constructive criticsm....uh...beauty tips.   she's an extreme case, but we all started talking abut our little problems we hate and the little things we do.....

I will check 3-4 times in the AM thatI've turned the coffee pot off. It's an OCD thing I guess.

I have no problem telling people i pick the lint that builds up underneath my big toe nail. I do this on a weekly basis.

I refuse to use the same bath towel all week long. It used to drive my ex hubby crazy and does my roomie now, she thinks its disgusting. I'm just trying to conserve.

If I fuel my vehicle, I wear thsoe little $1 store gloves.....can you imagine what is on those nozzle handle...we're just counting on the 1,000 peopel before us that used it that they actually wash thier hands beofre using it.....trucker butt sweat, boogers, sneeze germs, etc.

[LIZZIE LOU]

shaving your face is actually good for your skin.  ever wonder why men's faces seem to age slower than ours?  it's because they shave and are removing dead skin cells daily.

[flmagi]

Bubbles...Great, just great! How could you say that...about the gas nozzle handles and trucker butt sweat etc!!!  Great, now I have to go get special gloves just to put gas in my car. OMG. Guess i could carry a pack of those disinfectant wipes in the car and wipe the handle down before I use it.
lol..kinda

[dominosarah]

I dont touch railings of any sort.  God only knows where others have had their hands.  I never thought about the gas nozzle.  Great......one more thing to add to my issues!!!!  

[Jacqui805]

Hmmmm...I'm tryin' to come up with something here....but for starters, I'm always playin' with my boobs..LOL....I play with 'em b/c I can I guess...like those stress toys you can buy, only mine are free!

[NautyOne]

Bubbles:  You reminded of one of the most disgusting unconcious habits I have....dang it, how can I forget......I have a tendency to put things in my mouth without thinking about it.....I will do these things out of my element which makes them really gross.  

I have a habit of putting my blanket in my mouth, and tv remotes.....well, I have done that many times at ......HOTELS........Oiy!.......i will borrow a pen or pencil and chew on it??ewwww.......i've caught myself chewing on business cards.....not mine.......and had a terrible habit of sharing tooth brush with my husband.......that i did conciously....grooss ino....even guilty of sharing a razor with him on occasion........I am constantly putting my fingers in my mouth....chewing my nails........I don't think about the things I handle.  I am surprised I am not dead yet, or really resistant.....or maybe thats why I am sick all the time....lol.

Oh, and I like to smell things like toxic's ......and even go as far as tasting them, paint, brake fluid, Anti-freeze, bleach, laundry soap.......anything.........dang it......

Nauty........

[NautyOne]

Oh, and one more thing......I have this compulsion to constantly put peroxide in my ears...I love & hate the feeling...I can't keep peroxide in my house anymore.....dang it...I opened a can of worm here.........I am a freak!!!!!

[sailing1]

OK...I'll play....especially after reading all of your sicko (giggles) habits. I am really tearing up now from laughing!  That's a better reason to cry than my last post......

So here goes.....

My little dog (cockapoo) thinks I am her mother and insists on sucking my upper lip....every morning!   It's disgusting, but I feel horrible for her when I don't let her get near me, like a really bad mom!

[Jacqui805]

Don't feel bad sailing1, I have let my Bad Baby Cat stick her whole head in my mouth and eat food, LOL....my kids think I'm SO wrong!

[sailing1]

LMAO!  

I thought I was the only one!

[flmagi]

Ok, I'm thinking we are a really sick group of people, LOL, and they're coming to get us all with the straight jackets. lol   run everyone run

[allaboutmary]

LMAO  I'm starting to feel fairly normal now.lol    
Ok...... I kiss Sadie's (my dog"s) butt......(not the actual poop-hole) .  Every night we start out sleeping in the same position....with her butt in my face......so i kiss it ......I can't help myself. lol  It's so cute ....like a little pigs butt.  I also love to pop other peoples zits, but that seems pretty normal now.

The MedHelp monitors must be just rolling.

[sadinmichigan]

OMG..Nuaty you are crackin me up..

Jacqui- gotta love boobs..eh..

I got to say I am feeling pretty normal about now too..LOL

[fengirl09]

Can I just say I love you all for making me LMAO every single day!!! And that is the best therapy in the entire world. Thank you all.

Vickie :)))))))))

[NautyOne]

For the love of God.............CAN YOU FOR ONCE.......PLEASE, ANSWER THE DANG QUESTION.............LOL.

OIY

[flmagi]

Yeah, ya notice eagle is the only guy that even remotely responded to this thread. Because the guys don't think anything they do is gross or weird?

[NautyOne]

Hmm funny I will chew on a hotel remote,  but will not let animals drool or lick me...ewww .  god forbid kiss one anywhere near his poo-hole.....Mary.....lol.  Now that is Grosssssssssssssss

Nauty

[fengirl09]

O.K. O.K. First.....there is no way in the world that I can compete w/the kissing the dog thing, but I have this weird thing w/hotel rooms. The remote, pillows and towels all go on the comforter and I roll them up and put it on the floor. Yuck!!!! Can you imagine what people do on those blankets? Now I have to worry about the gas pump too, thanks bubbles! Sorry mine isn't more bizzare:)))))LOL

[liscamdave]

I suck air through my teeth. People hate it and I can't help it. Especially if there is food in there, I won't reach for the floss, I try to get it with air. And I also whistle through my teeth constantly, happy or mad, I whislte....

[VicUser]

I play with my wife's boobs as much as she'll let me;), Jacqui you are right, a great stress reliever and there is nothing quite like that feel. OH YEAH

[Mandapanda17]

I apparently talk like Napoleon Dynamite, when I'm not trying to sound like him. That guy knows how I feel...we connect. My friends have started pointing it out to me lately. 'whys the floor all wet' and then my friends says..GOSH... lolol. I've done it a lot recently.

[sadinmichigan]

well, been thinkin about this all day...and i guess it would have to be....I swallow...LMAO.

[sadinmichigan]

please...no friend requests......LOL

[NautyOne]

Lisa......OMG.......lmao!!..........

[allaboutmary]

Nauty.......If you could see her cute little butt , you would want to kiss it too. lol    I'm sure it's cleaner than the remote. lol

[NautyOne]

No, Mary.....I only kiss things with two eyes......lol.  But, I will have to agree with you on the remote though.........:-))~~~~well its 7:30 my time, so you must be kissin some bootie right about now.......Woof !!

Nauty...........

[Madisonjsmom]

Ok I have to put my husbands hemroid medicine on or in his well you know where,  poor thing can't reach it!  

Mary, that dog thing is just grose. lol

Lisa, that would not surprise me about you. lol

[NautyOne]

What !!  he can't reach his own bum?.......dang it.  How do you do that......do you use your finger? or is it the torpedo kind......lol.  

I wouldn't have minded putting a torpedo up my husbands poop hole......lmao!!!

nauty........

Welcome To the DArkSiDe Madison.......you are now one of us..........!!

[dominosarah]

I am still at a loss here.  I can relate with Sad so far!!!!!!  

Since i dont kiss my dogs butt does that make me a bad pet owner??  She is cute too!!!

[allaboutmary]

LMAO  ....You guys........I said I didn't kiss near the poop-hole, just the fat little rump area. LOL  It's not any dirtier than the top of her head. lol
Have I won the disgusting award ?

Domino.....yes I'm reporting you for animal abuse. LMAO

[sailing1]

The hotel comments reminded me:  I simply can NOT leave my hotel room messy.  I have to make the bed, put all the dirty towels in the bathtub in a nice, neat pile, straighten EVERYTHING, (down to the magazines and informational items in the room,)
wipe down the counters and re-polish the sink faucets with a washcloth.  I even bag my garrbage and put a new bag in (if available,) and put it outside the door for pickup. Sometimes I worry that the maids will think no-one used the room and just leave it alone for the next person, but I still can't help myself.  I am the Empress of OCD when it comes to hotel rooms....I have NO idea why!!!  LOL

Oh, and I have to have pictures and things on desktops in a symetrical formation...no angles!  Yeah, definately OCD, but only with these two things!  Go figure!

[Burrpatch]

OK, I've never kissed my dogs butt , but I give her face kisses all the time and I love to hold her down and softly slap her belly! This drives her crazy, she wriggles, laughs and snorts as she try's to get up. When she does, there is usually hell to PLAY !!  lol  Anyway back to the gross thing... I yank my nose hairs !! lol  Yep, root and all !! Ha Ha !! One time I was camping with the boyz and one cat walked up to me and said "Hey, who mows your nose hairs?" and laughed. I just looked at him and said "I do". With that, I held the bridge of my nose with two fingers of one hand and reached with the other, grabbed a crop of 'em and yanked !! Then I held them up for him to see, with the white roots and all!!  lmho! A look of horror slowly appeared upon his face and he started to gag!! I laughed so hard I thought I'd die!! lol !!  BURR P.

[allaboutmary]

Burrr........all I can say is OUCH ! lol

There has to be someone else that has kissed their dogs butt......they just won't be stupid enough to admit it. lol

So what does my gross award look like ???????  I can't wait to get it.

[flmagi]

Sorry Mary, but I don't think you get the award, but I'm not gonna say who I think gets it.

[sailing1]

AWWW, come on magi!  Voting is the American way!  Although I think there is a tie, and one of them is NOT me!

[Madisonjsmom]

Thanks, I feeel very welcome here!  You people are nuts!!!!!  No, it is the Torpedo kind, I just hold my nose and close my eyes.  He bends over the bathtub and I just squirt!  dang it.................... .Nauty, you would help your husband with his hemroids too!!!

[flmagi]

Madisons, LOL, My husband use to want me to cut his toe nails...gross, wouldn't do it. But assisting with the hemorrhoid meds, LOL, that's really gross. I have to say, I think it's a close tie for first place. Start practicing your acceptance speech.

[flmagi]

I think we need secret ballots for voting.

[fengirl09]

Just wondering Nauty, did you get the answers that you thought you would?

[HelpinUtah]

My hubby tells me I giggle in my sleep and raise my right arm and my left hand runs up and down my arm almost like a tickle, but lightly.  LOL!!!

[dominosarah]

Who mows your nose!!!!!  That is funny!!!!

[Madisonjsmom]

I don't do speeches well,  but I can do hemroids.I had to assist this morning and was thinking of you guys and LMAO at 5:00 in the morning.  He was already dressed, jeans down to the ankle, work boots on bent over the bath tub! " Honey can you come help me"!  Do you get the visual. lol  I can not beleive that I am participating in this!!!!

[dominosarah]

I cant believe i am still reading all of this!!!!!!!  LOL

[NautyOne]

I give you Kudo's there Madison.  I don't know nothing bout treaten no roids.......I guess if i had to do for my hubby......i would..of course, but Your taking me to the DaRkSide--visuals I dont' want go too.............lol

Covering my eyes and screaming !!!

Nauty............

[Madisonjsmom]

I should have made him put on his hard hat.  This morrning i was a little rough I guess, because he almost fell into the bathtub and yelled "OUCH".  I said honey please don't wake the baby!

[HelpinUtah]

My mother lives with us and has loose bowels.  She often has accidents and it's horrible!  I usually end up cleaning it up for her since she's on oxygen 24/7 and can hardly to much. A couple times she's called me into the bathroom because she could clean herself (rheumatoid arthitis) and I've had to clean her.  I have a sensitive nose and the smell almost makes me throw up.  I gag the whole time!!!

[NautyOne]

Yeah, its weird.......I have cleaned diapers for over 18 years, and it doesn't bother me.  But, if the dog has an accident on the floor.....its usually one of those nasty puddles of poo ......you know.....poop soup........I will gag, dry heave ....even when I hold my breath i can smell it......you know what I mean........

I have changed some pretty mean diapers.....you know the ones you really just need to hose the kid down.......no problem, but dog cr@p just kills me....go figure.

Nauty...........

[HelpinUtah]

I've never had to clean diapers.  I wonder if it would make this easier? hmmmm.  

But, the dog **** gets me too.  My SIL has us watch her dog from time to time and he eats his own poop and then comes in and wants to get close to me and I'm like pushing him away - it stinks bad!!!!  ICK!!!!

[sailing1]

LMAO Nauty!

I slept late because I didn't get to sleep until around 5:30am, and my little dog apparently couldn't hold it.  She pooed on the carpet in the hall.  So when I got up, I went to get some toilet paper to pick it up (not poo-soup) and by the time I got back, one of my big dogs had eaten it!  YUCK.  They NEVER lick my face, those poosuages eaters!!!!!

[flmagi]

Ok, you guys are making me gag!  I can clean dog poop, not my favorite activity, but it's doable.  But other people poop...no, no, no. I cannot handle other peoples body fluids (or solids), no way, no how. The sight of blood makes me weak in the knees. My ex-husband at times could be a sloppy wet kisser....oh no you don't....swallow that saliva, would you.
Although I never had a problem changing my sons diaper etc. But that was my baby.

[NautyOne]

Omg, I do the same thing in a hotel......My husband went mad over it.  The room was spotless, like it was when I entered ......Oh, that used to **** him off.....haha.  I had to do it, it was a compulsion.......Hmmm?

Burr:  holy crapp.....my husband did the same thing.......that is brutally ill.  There are devices you can get to trim them.  Oiy!!  Just rip them out !!  Oiy!

Nauty.......

[Beargizmo]

I'm just the opposite in a hotel room...I leave a real mess.

not nearly as exciting as many of the above, particularly sadinmichigan, but:

back when I was kicking vics, I was taking clonidine and klonopin..one day I was working from home and had to be on a late afternoon concall where fortunately I didn't have to talk but instead listen to this guy drone on reading slides that popped up on my computer that I could read myself..but..I fell asleep and missed the whole thing..fortunately I was on mute and no one heard me snore,but I woke up and the thing was over.  2 hours..

I work from home 3 days a week..on days I have conference calls I'll tell my wife...I have a confernce call at x o'clock..please don't talk to me then..one day last week she's in the kitchen, I'm in the family room on a conf call..not on mute..and she hollers something at me from the kitchen.."HONEY..I'M ON A CONFERENCE CALL" and everybody (from Costa Rica to New York heard me..arrrrrgggh...

I'll leave off other embarrassing moments involving being surprised in solo pursuits when somebody thought I wasn't home and the door was closed and....


Jim

[extrmeski]

I would love to join in here but I can't really think of anything that I do..  I'm having problems here..  I dont bite my nails, i keep them clean and trim, I shave everyday normally, not ocd about anything.  Hmmm I know there must be something..  I'm not a morning person, it takes me like an hour hour and a half to get it togther. dang it.

sadinmichigan - I am for sure coming over now.. lol ;)


  

[NautyOne]

Bear.....lmao.  I bet it was right at the best point of you solo moment too.....lol.  Gotta love timing...........

luv,
Nauty..........

[NautyOne]

Well, I can think of one for you and it involves shaving.......Lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!


luv,
Nauty..........

[flmagi]

Extremski,   LOL LOL   The fact that you can't name anything just means you don't realize that you have bad habits. lol   Everybody has them. lol  We still love you though!

[NautyOne]

No just bad habits, Magi.......even things ....just that you do.....personal things you wouldnt necessarily go telling others.  I love to tell guys I shave my face with a razor.  They laugh, but when they actually see me do it ......they look very puzzled or maybe even .....horrified........lol.

I love it !!!!!!!!

Nauty........

[NautyOne]

TMI .........ewwwwwwwwww





keeping my distance.......Nauty....

[recoveringfromdetox]

You Dared us and now you object? thats not fair! I thought I did a nice job and let it all hang out.

[NautyOne]

I didn't object...... just a little tmi......

Just not sure if I can welcome u to the DaRkSide, yet.........


ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Nauty..........

[allaboutmary]

double ewwwwwwww

[sadinmichigan]

OMG....what the hell. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[Clamity2]

I have trolled the vegie isle looking for just the right size cucumbers, zuccini, yellow squash or whatever looks hot!  Then home to the microwave to get one just the right temp.  Sometimes I get horney what can I say. My hubbys 4 mins doesnt always do the trick.

LoL I was reading some of the posts on this question and kept shrieking and laughing in horror. Little D yells from the other room God Bless you MOM !!

[recoveringfromdetox]

Just a thought for your horney side!  you might want to try a nice hunk of Kielbasa !

[Clamity2]

Never without a condom!!

[recoveringfromdetox]

I forgot one other thing that might be of intrest! I walk around my yard naked at night and soak in the sun nude. No tan lines for us.

[NautyOne]

WoW.....Nautygirl.....thats .uh.....interesting..  You and your hubby sound like a bag of chips and .....all that !........lol.

luv,
Nauty..............

[Mandapanda17]

I thought of something else. when we bring our dogs inside the house, after they've been in the kennel, we started noticing my bigger dog gets dingleberries. So, now we (I) have to check their butts when they come inside, and wipe them with wet paper towels. this happens...almost daily! We've decided that Mr.Dave just likes to have his butt wiped by mom..either that or he just can't pinch it off...lmao...but geez, they sleep on our bed! we can't have dingleberries on our bed!

[Beargizmo]

I like to drive through tunnels and honk my horn..drives my wife nuts...everytime we go through even a small tunnel in Boston, I honk my horn.


Jim

[NautyOne]

I love that .....I do that too......HONK !!!!

ManPanda:  Dingleberries.....I've never had one of those, I'll have to try one.....umm

you think thats bad....try cleaning a crows cage every other day.......god forbid forget to do it for a week or 2.....omg !!!!!!!!!!!!

[Beargizmo]

was fun one night..was in New Jersey and he and a friend of his were driving over to NYC to see the Dead at MSG in 2 cars..we got in the Holland tunnel and my brother and his friend started doing the "shave and a haircut" honk between 'em..at the time it was so darned funny I thought I was gonna pee my pants.

Jim

[VicUser]

I will go out side, mostly at night, and pee off the side of the deck. We have plenty of bathrooms, but it is one of the perks of living in the country.

[VicoMom]

I'm a pimple popper as well... If I see a particularly juicy one on my Significant Other, I can't help but go, "OH! Wait... Don't move..."

One time, sitting in the Allergist's office waiting for my son to get his injection, there was a gentleman sitting in the chair right behind me... I was sitting kind of sideways in my chair so his neck was about 1/2 a foot from my face... And he had the biggest, nastiest whitehead poking out... It would have been a gusher... It took a lot of self-control not to say, "Excuse me... But hold still a second..."

Also - I can not go to the bathroom (you know...) without running water in the bathroom sink and locking both the bathroom door and my bedroom door so that my S.O. can't get anywhere near me... If we are on a trip... I hold it... Even if it is for DAYS...

I get mighty grouchy after Day 2 or so... Lol.

[Lisa034]

I know this is an old post but it is funny as ****!!!!  My boyfriend and I have been falling on the floor laughing our butts off.  Nauty you are a trip

Lisa
Jacksonville,FL

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

This HAS to be THE FUNNIEST post I have EVER read!  
I laughed SOOOO hard.. I cried!


Okay.. now confession time!  I LOVE to pick my husbands zits and I'm a COUNTER... (I love to COUNT how many ZITS I pick)

And.. I LOVE to HUG my horses butt.. NOT KISS IT... just HUG IT...
CUZ it's BIGGER THAN MINE!

[leeisgettingclean]

hmmm...i start out with a few small things an if more join in i share a couple more embrassing things...I still watch sponge Bob, i have not changed the oil in my car in 50,000 miles and it only has 72,000 miles on it , i am obsessed with cleaning door handles and falcets in my house, i clean em atleast 2 times a day with lysol wipes.

[Beargizmo]

I used to take pictures of the odometer on my car when it it xx0000 and I would NEVER smoke in a new care until it reached 1000 miles.


Jim

[ginsa]

I have a compulsion to smell things that are gross.  And I blink so much that people comment....my eyes feel raw from it. And I don't always blink both eyes together. It freaks some people out. They wonder what's wrong with me. I wonder what's wrong with me.

[NorcoQueenoftheUniverse]

Hey My BUTT is NOT that BIG!

BUT... my HORSES is!

[leeisgettingclean]

as long as u dont start kissin his big butt we wont worry about you..lol

[flmagi]

yeah, this post was started in the good ole days.

[Holliee]

I love to pop zits also mine, hubbys lol. I have make sure dogs nails are cut down and I like to pick at them because you can pile layers nail skin off pretty cool also like clean her ears they have brown wax and looks pretty cool comes out in big pieces I bet if she could talk she would tell me to leave her the he!!! alone. LOL

[Texanaddict]

I have a beautifull australian shephard golden named Penny
I give her bites to eat from my plate with my fork.
Hey-- she just pulls the food off with her teeth and
they say a dog has less germs in their mouth than humans

I wonder if that test was done before or after they licked butts

[Holliee]

my st bernard does same thing w/fork too

[theeagle]

For you people with jobs that might involve straightening up areas of defecation (SHIIIT) or even more advanced cases that involve regurge and aspirations and stuff -  take a tip from a Combat Medic - - - - keep a small bottle/vial of vicks handy - put some on your thumb and forefinger and apply small amount to nasal area - - - - might not smell like Spring Breeze but then again you wont vomit all over your patient!!!!!!    (and partner!)  

[Revcharberry]

Dagnabit, I have to rewrite my post because it got lost.  What does LMAO mean?  I am a fellow OCDer and can't leave resturant without cleaning off the table and stacking the dishes and trash.  I like to chew my fingernails and used to like to chew my toenails when I was a kid.  I have burst abcesses in my mouth before.. To the post about kielbasa, I was watching a tv show and a small man named Donnie wanted to have scores of women around him so he bought a pound of kielbasa and bound it to himself with a rubber tourniquet and went out on the dancefloor and danced fro hours with women touching and feeling his 'manhood'.  After a few hours of dancing he went into convulsions and Disco Donnie died.  Seems you can't close off bloodflow to any vital organ, (his heart). Now this is pretty sad, I have a former friend who allows her dog to perform oral sex on her and she uses a hot curling iron there also.  I have tried talking to her but she can't hear me or the many therapists.  This is true, I feel so cleansed and non-judged by this site that if it were me I'd come clean.  Please pray for her.  Now back to funny I can't use the bathroom without the sink, tub and radio on if anyone is in my home sometimes just me.  I don't use public bathrooms anymore unless extreme emergency since I caught scabies in 7th grade.  I scratch my armpits and sniff, the original scratch n sniff(smile) I could probably go on for pages about the strange things I do. Oh I must use different plates for different itms so there's no chance of food touching and I cut my grits!!!!!!Love, Peace and Blessings...Rev

[Revcharberry]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

For helping us let down our guard and laugh out loud!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love, Peace and Blessings...Rev.

[dominosarah]

LMAO means laughing my a$$ off.

[beatingthis]

I would like to thank the person that has freaked me out about the gas pump!!!
I wipe down the shopping cart, don't touch door handles or railings. Can't stand dishes or even just 1 dish in the sink.
Oh and to the towl person, I change mine every 2 to 3 days and the bed sheets at the same time HA! I could go on and on......

Oh Yeah! we are a strange bunch!

[dominosarah]

oh railings are so gross and so are escalators......god only knows where people have had their fingers!!!!!  NASTY

[leeisgettingclean]

I have to rinse every thing off//out before I use it..glasses..knifes..forks..plates...everything rather its fresh out dishwaser or out of cabinet..When I eat out I ONLY use throw away forkes//knifes//spoons..I just cant eat off silverware that strangers have used...I also never use ketchup//steak sauce off tables at rastaruants I request packets..I have worked at restarauts in my earlier days and remember how we just keep filling those things up and what if some nasty person wanted to be mean and spit in it or stick there finger in it or even something worse ...people are crazy//sick//nasty if they wanna be

[Marte313]

Haha, I just have to throw in on this one!! I spent forever reading it through now, so funny!!

I scream really loud for no reason, especially when I'm driving my car.
I "blow out" my ears all the time, you know when you close your nose with your fingers so you get pressure in you ears. (That's just because it makes me hear better for a few seconds though, but I look pretty strange when I'm doing it. Like I gonna jump in the water or something.)
If I get exited about something I climb up on chairs while I talk.

Oh, and I make perverse lyrics to children songs after sex. I think maybe that's the weirdest one =P

[debsally]

That was quite possibly the funnies thing I have ever read!  What a bunch of freaks we are...so why not jump in....

I, like Nauty, shave my face. Been doing it for years. Used to be a little ashamed but now that I know I am not the only woman in town that does...feeling much better about myself...

I get so excited that my eyes water and I scream when I see penguins (I love them)... some people think that is cute and some people are annoyed.

I cant think of anything gross that I do.  I'm pretty clean, not OCD at all, but clean for sure.  I dont have hardly any body odor so I can wear my bra's for a few days before they need to be washed, but I rotate them so they dont stink.  

Thats about it people.  Thanks everyone for sharing.  We are one bunch of hilarious people and I love it!

[Holliee]

heres another one i thought of:
Since I use to snort pills for yrs my nose pretty messed up. Now I haven't snorted anything in 2yrs now so my nose is some what better, It's healed a lot. But still has scabs sometimes. I'll take a q tip and clean on inside of my nose. To help move scab around to get it out.

[kiylen]

okay, i think someone may have mentioned picking stuff from under their toenails but i do have this stupid compulsion that i HAVE to smell it every time.  of course, it's gonna smell like **** but i do it every single time!  and sometimes my son's room gets messy and he doesn't put up clothes like he's supposed to and i have to go around smelling his underwear just to know where they go.  and worse sometimes i don't have to smell, he's left me a skid mark just so i'll know...

[desperatetostop]

it's so nice to know that their are other 'freaks' out there...though I don't think of anyone here a freak.

*Jumping in*

I like to smell my man's pits after he's been working outside all day on a hot day...no deoderant. I prefer he didn't wear any, ever. I love the smell. I don't know why...and it's not a smell on just anyone, only his. :)

I fold my lunchmeat into the sandwich so nothing sticks out...dunno if that's weird or not.

I'm sure there are many other things that I do that are weird...but can't think of any right now...



Debsally...i have the same reaction to whales. I think its touching :)