Putting a movie in the dvd player and by the time your done watching the previews you have no idea what movie you just put in.
dialing a phone number and while it's ringing you think, 'oh crap' who am I calling?
(still waiting on a dx)
...winding up with rice when you set out to make pasta.
You are all soooooooo funny. and I loved Sumanadevis's "MS Speak"
Keep them coming...we all need a laugh!
MSers speak!!!
"I'd like to buy the world a clue". (Coke)
"Go to work on an aid". Egg Advertising Slogan
"Keep walkig". Johnny Walker
"We're greattttt!" Kelloggs Frosted Flakes
"It beats as it attacks as it gleams (on the MRI of course!) Hoover Vacuum Cleaner
MS is....
.....frustrating the ever-lovin' stuffing out of me!
......testing my sense of humor, which luckily has not failed me yet!
......yelling "Lincoln! NO!" while looking at your cat. Your female cat. Whose name is Molly.
......making me realize how much support and empathy my husband & kids have shown me, even if I do call them by the wrong name 98% of the time. The cat is not as empathetic LOL
~Jess
hahahah - these are good! But, it was definitely sour cream! I just know it, haha! figures w/black hair and they were fairly naked, risky for their time!
We must have more.....
being relieved when you find you can get that red shiny wheelchair,
you realize you can get the chores done quicker if you roll around in an office chair.
spending more time helping family members deal with their emotions about our disease.than we do for our selves.
finally understanding how 'life alert' might be a good thing.
MS is being able to defrost the freezer......without feeling the cold......as we have the numbness anyway. (... guess what I did yesterday!!!)
MS is having a conversation...and forgetting what you were about to say and feeling embarrassed when you are unable to find the words that used to flow so freely
MS is finding a group of friends on this forum.....who I never would have met before and who support and help each other in a unique way and have touched my heart with kindness.
Love and hugs to you all
Sarah xxxxxx
Oh no fair, no fair, I cant play!! i'll cheat and play anyway [insert rasberry ;0)
limbo land for me is.... never ending questions with out having the answers
limbo land for me is.... looking at something and not knowing what to call it
limbo land for me is.... walking like someone else is in control of your leg(s)
limbo land for me is... living with a truck load of MS sx without a dx of MS
limbo land for me is... falling over and wondering why you keep doing that
Cheers....JJ
ps Mike FOFL (falling on the floor laughing)
MS is losing your keys and asking for help - when you look up you find your helpers are looking in the ignition, the fridge, the box of dog toys and then finally telling you that even though you swear you drove home and haven't left the house they say just face it the are gone. Have a new set of keys made!
FYI the keys were under the back seat of the jeep - not the dog bin for heavens sake
:)
How about instead of the expense of drinking (good think) we also don't get the time out with friends and the giggles and joy that slamming down a few beers with the friends usually brings.
We do however get giggled at when those around us are intoxicated and find our slurry speech and stumbling gait very humorous. NOT FAIR! Look like your drunk act like a drunk but sober and in pain.
MS is looking in the fridge for the toaster.................................and finding it
MS is...............ummm..................I can't remember what I was going to say!
Maybe shell really means sour cream but meant carton instead of jar? She hasn't cleared the confusion yet.... it may just be me!
MS is blowing out your ankle and breaking your leg, but not having much pain because of the numbness in your leg.
Being resigned to having ON and reduced vision until you discover the lens has fallen out of your glasses.
LOL - sour cream! I couldn't figure that one out. Thanks, Lu!
Quix
MS is ..... trying to put sunglasses on and discovering you're still wearing your regular glasses
...... nerve pain/weight gain
..... really loving your cooler climate!
playing pick up with coins and losing all the time lol
bairdy
MS is spending 20 minutes looking for the sock that is on your foot..
.I did this one this morning! LOL
Debtea
MS is....... feeling and looking drunk without the expense of drinking
MS is meaning one thing and typing another .... like sour cream jar instead of FACE cream jar. LOL
Or
I took a 7 week cruise to Alaska instead of a 7 DAY cruise. (I just did this one yesterday!)
hahahaha I like the fallen and can't get up, and also the potty without the potty one...hahaha
Had a lot of experience with both of those!
How about:
Can't see for looking
Can't walk for tripping on nonexistent things
Oh no, where's the bottom part of my leg!!
Good thread chicky!!!
How about "I've fallen and can't get up"? (From LifeCall)