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Midlife Crisis:)

Soooooooooo, as my 35th birthday is approaching in a few weeks I have noticed some changes. Some mornings when I wake up my body hurts in places from old sports injuries and I groan now lol. I think I am in the early stages of arthritis in my hands, I wake up in middle of the night and have to pee and it's taking me longer, that never used to happen. I finally have 2 chest hairs and 2 nipple hairs haha. I also have the urge to buy a convertible corvette. I now use the term "when I was young" a lot. I am a moody b itch sometimes and I miss the good ole days. Young people are calling me Mr now instead of dude or man. Am I having a midlife crisis or is this the effect from all the drugs I did? Lol.

The above picture is me when I was just over a year old and I want my mickey mouse and overalls back.
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1032715 tn?1315984234
You're in trouble now Gizzy,hide Mickey quick, LOL
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I am in tears laughing now omg.
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495284 tn?1333894042
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Grab your Mickey Mouse(s) cuz i am heading your way!!!  LMAO
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You have your legs crossed? It's about time you kept them closed, ROTFLMAO, just kidding. I am running now haha. Go Raiders LOL.
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I can't think of Gizzy and nipple hair in the same thought...it doesn't seem right...LMAO

You're so young and cute,Giz!!  Those aches you feel are growing pains!!!

xo
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199177 tn?1490498534
well you know we need new ways to amuse ourselves ......LOL
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