Midlife Crisis:)

[gizzy32]

Soooooooooo, as my 35th birthday is approaching in a few weeks I have noticed some changes. Some mornings when I wake up my body hurts in places from old sports injuries and I groan now lol. I think I am in the early stages of arthritis in my hands, I wake up in middle of the night and have to pee and it's taking me longer, that never used to happen. I finally have 2 chest hairs and 2 nipple hairs haha. I also have the urge to buy a convertible corvette. I now use the term "when I was young" a lot. I am a moody b itch sometimes and I miss the good ole days. Young people are calling me Mr now instead of dude or man. Am I having a midlife crisis or is this the effect from all the drugs I did? Lol.

The above picture is me when I was just over a year old and I want my mickey mouse and overalls back.

[dominosarah]

OMG........Gizzy and sex??  Our little pimp daddy does okay for himself!!!  LMAO

[Jimmy1975]

35 !!!!!!!!!  Dude please ! 40 is midlife and you're 5 years from that !  That's funny bro ! Congrats on your 35th !  Jimmy

[narla]

Gizzy is soooooooo cute I just want to pinch his squeezy,puffy cheeks.

[vicki595]

Uh...yeah...We"ll be helping you with that Giz...I'm getting the chocalate syrup now...

Sara! Can you grab the ice water? Gizzy is gonna need it !!

[LaterAugust]

this may be "r" rated, not so sure any more... to me  just common sense!


honestly, i think it is from all the commercials your are watching... have to get up 3 times a night???, if it is not  for chocolate syrup or to get more ice  and water for your bedroom and guest.......  I strongly suggest you find one hot woman that makes your head spin for a glorious night...  trust me, it won't be your body getting up during the night...   and doubt you will be complaining about turning 35..the next morning...   time to experience some good healthy sex,   and safe sex at that,  :)     you are way too young for the rest of this nonsense, enjoy your life and body, truly a glorious experience!!

[narla]

Becca you are too funny,I won't ask about the grass stains,In Australia when I graduated we didn't have proms,didn't even have formals which is what they call a prom here,I don't own a formal dress.