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Midlife Crisis:)

Soooooooooo, as my 35th birthday is approaching in a few weeks I have noticed some changes. Some mornings when I wake up my body hurts in places from old sports injuries and I groan now lol. I think I am in the early stages of arthritis in my hands, I wake up in middle of the night and have to pee and it's taking me longer, that never used to happen. I finally have 2 chest hairs and 2 nipple hairs haha. I also have the urge to buy a convertible corvette. I now use the term "when I was young" a lot. I am a moody b itch sometimes and I miss the good ole days. Young people are calling me Mr now instead of dude or man. Am I having a midlife crisis or is this the effect from all the drugs I did? Lol.

The above picture is me when I was just over a year old and I want my mickey mouse and overalls back.
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Skirts????    All I WEAR are panties...

Becca~  That guy's name was "Swagger".   LMAO


Gizzy is watching football...he needs some distraction...call him Sara !!!
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Wearing panties with skirts is not in the constitution~~~~~
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Gosh dang it ladies I leave you alone for 24hours and you bullies start picking on folks. What have I told about playing well with others? I am the feel good type person remember? What's his name even said so ugh what's his name small peppers boyfriend? Help me out here what was his name i hate that it's like a case of halfhimerz.  Well anyway back to my scolding of you three you know who you are( Sarah Vicky Narla) I would never make a joke at someone elses expense. Seriously ladies one might think your a bunch of pill popping drunks or worse yet quilters and we all know how they can be. If you scare everyone away who will be left? This is not queen of the medhelp mountian. Be good girls and always wear panties with skirts.
Becca
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He's in hiding I pinched his squishy puffy cheeks too hard and now they're very red.
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Where is Gizzy??  
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Yes Sara....That's why I'm laughing!!   Like he really needs to be TOLD to have sex!!

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