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I think they're starting to get suspicious.......................

"So what, is this some crazy strain of flu from a monkey or something?""I mean you've been sick for well over a week!" "Maybe you need to go back to the ER, bla,bla,bla!"
Like I really want to spend another 4 hours at the er feeling this way! God what do I say to everyone. My mom is the ONLY one who knows the truth and she's awesome about the whole thing. Anyone else having to hide behind the flu but is going into week two? God- I need to get better!!!!
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Ah yes, It's african monkey-pig flu and it's highly contagious - even over the phone!  No seriously, I would take advantage of the fact that everyone is so scared of swine flu right now. Don't lie, just imply it, " Well I'm sure no one wants swine flu patients out and about and infecting everyone else." That's just a simple true statement.  And you're going to start feeling a lot better very soon anyway. Good luck.
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get on the thomas recipe--- lots of water-- make yourself go for a walk-- read a book-- tv--- or what I found READ THESE POSTS--  full of what you need--- good luck--- hey time is on your side-- and Santa is comming --
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