Sex is good for cravings

[Firefaery1023]

This is going to sound really funny, but I discovered last night that a good boink fest can help rid of any cravings you are having.  I haven't has sex in awhile and it was amazing.  I am still feeling good today.  I can tell you that good sex produces a natural opiate that makes you feel high, without the drugs.  Just thought I would spread some insight.

[FLaddict]

Its true Nauty... I do have a sense of humor... The Community Leader isn't all business all the time..LOL

[NautyOne]

hahahahhaaa........Girl i never see you jump in on one of these threads.  I love to see your sense of humor.  You rarely show it, but when you do it's great !!!!   Never heard of silicone Sally, but, then again.......I don't stay up late and watch HBO  I know what on there though.......you little perv.........lol.

Nauty............

[taytay90]

you crack me up! i'll ask for one for mother's day. it doesn't have to be plugged in! LMAO

[VicUser]

I don't know anything about buying a BOB, but they do have shower heads at Lowes....LOL

I bet if you told your hubby why you wanted a new one he'd install it for you.

[taytay90]

You are sooo funny. You think you have it bad having to wait for Friday each week. My husband works out of town for 10 days at a time and is home for 4 and the cycle starts over. This time he's gone for 17 days. I don't own a BOB and my showerhead is not removable. LMAO!

[Raj786]

thnx to u I remember what I was missing n yeah, sex beats opiods by milesits such a pitty that even it doesn't last, 1st rompe starts the cycle n then a thousand aren't enuf...

[VicUser]

What if you have to plug it in to recharge it?...LMOA

[confused456]

Newgirl....LMAO

[taytay90]

hey vic,  i know you're glad it's friday. we'll know why you're not on the forum tonight! as for the appliances for gifts, my rule is if you have to plug it in for it to work, don't buy it as a gift. my husband learned his lesson early. hope you have a great time tonight!

[confused456]

Vic....LMAO...I think you did good! Vacuum or diamonds, at least you got her something. I would have loved one of those. They are suppose to be the top of the line!! You did good.

[newgirl2708]

HA!!! Yeah...
"Honey...I can't possibly vacuume with this Hope Diamond around my neck...could you do it for me..?" ....

Well, I can understand a womans appliance fetish..mine bought me a kitchen-aid mixer 20 years ago for xmas, gun metal grey, all the attachments. In divorce court he wanted it, I just about crawled acrossed the table right there in court and killed him. My attorney had to put her hand out over me.Take the kids, cars and houses...leave my mixer alone...!!!!
HA!!!

[VicUser]

Wouldn't diamonds and gold make it harder to do the housework?.....just kidding!!!

I do suprise her with such things from time to time, but believe it or not, she likes mew appliances..err uhh... the ones you clean and cook with...LOL

[newgirl2708]

Sheltered and lonely if you keep buying vacuumes for your wife..$200 dollar dyson or not...and you wonder why you spend half your time talking her into having sex...? Vacuume with a small diamond bracelet or pendant on the handle would have been a nice touch...
paalleeeeeessseee
;)
too far down on the post I know but first thing I thought of this a.m.

[VicUser]

I think I have lead a sheltered life......TGIF

[Jacqui805]

Good night!

[confused456]

Good night!

[confused456]

I am partial to the "bullet" also...lol

[FLaddict]

Ladies.... I gotta go to bed... gotta be up at 730am here on the east coast... And my hubby is working tonight... and I am feeling kind of "lonely".....lol

G'night

[Jacqui805]

The mini-rocket is also nice, and still have to give props to the properly aimed shower head.  Two rocks with one stone, no fuss, no muss, no friction.  

[confused456]

STEPH....the rabbit rocks!!! did u get it from "slumber parties......LMAO

[FLaddict]

My hubby and a friend were here on weekend and we were watching one of those late night HBO shows and they had a whole feature on them... so out of curiousity we ordered a catalog.. OMG!!!  They are so life-like.... they have male "real dolls" too!!!!  
I was reading this post and i couldn't believe no one mentioned them... LOL  
I personally have my "rabbit" eared friend for when I am lonely...LOL

[Jacqui805]

How did I somehow get through the day without knowing this?!

[usarmymedic1]

what ever a doll is not going to do anything for me just **** me off. cold a$$ plastic not for me would like the real thing and can wait until then

medic

[confused456]

Steph...I am rolling laughing soooo hard!!!!! You are a trip!!