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269143 tn?1310795352

vitamin run in blizzard n stuff

opi
well i could not take the rls anymore...read a few things about it,,,,,few brand names,,,,,i told the wife lets go to wallmart quick cuz it closes in 20 mins,,(serious blizzard going on),,,,she agress....get car cleared plow out and down the road,,,,so much snow it is scoopin up to engine compartment,,,the car starts fartin,,,got to slam in nutral and rev every 50 feet,,,,,stallin and starting back up on the move,,,,,after 20 restarts i started thinking oxy's would make it better,,,got to wallmart,,,nobdy there but 2 neds workin at nothing...i asked a few questions and they stared blank like i was some hick that drove there in a tractor(not that there is anything wrong with that)....left there cuz they kicked us out(closing time),,,,we walk to the car and a couple weree shoveling all around my car...dude was sweating an ****...i looked and said thx man....he looks and says oh this is not cheryls car,,,i said no but thanks for the clearing of snow,,,,his girlfriend saw the humor but he was sad cuz i pointed at a very burried car 2 lanes over and said i think thats the one your after...i left thinkin man ppl are alright....did not think of dope after and drove home like a rally racer through  a snowstorm...rammed through the driveway..car died....i was in an awesome mood at that point...no rls help but a good adventure.....ps....women do not like to go 70 in a foot of snow........oh we have a big avalanch snow thing at back door(top) and i think i've talked wife into being the victim in my avalanch movie tomorrow...so things are feeling normal and i have abitions that i am getting at and not just talkin bout
thx folks for telling me it would get better,,,i thought you were a buch of dumbazz liers but hey..you speak the truth man and i appreciate it.....oh and a bud is lending his snowmobile at noon tomorrow and wife and i are going to cruize the countryside.......and no i'm not just taking the wife because i am not alloud out without her,,,i what her to be with me......guna freak her out.......opi+fast sled...think about it,,,,nah i'll be nice...peace all
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390416 tn?1275185087
LOL>>>>>LOL>>>>>>>>>>LOL>>>>>>>>LO>>>>>>>>LOL>>>>>LOL>>>>>

NEVER A DULL MOMENT AROUND HERE!!!!!!
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306867 tn?1299249709
OMG  Too funny.  Just woke up sittin here with my first cup of coffee. LMAO  
Getting you wife to star in your avalanche movie. LMAO
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371980 tn?1276740809
u definetaly add alot of humor to this place. everytime i read a post of yours i smile and laugh as i read!
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269143 tn?1310795352
opi
i have old ****........3 assaults one on a cop but that was over 16 years ago so that was taken into consideration....it's why i'm out///,,,those are all #1's and this last thing was to so if i get a ***** they can add it all up to 4 #1's<-------very bad,,,,i want the jugde i just had so he can see the changed man and that i'm back to the responsible dude i was''
cross my fingers toes...twirl my member.....if it goes bad i'm out the court house window
getting accross the border and commin to live in one of your sheds......look at my pics...you see that guy commin up the driveway you'll know how it went   ;)
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429432 tn?1343594190
Maybe they'll just put you in the nuthouse instead for awhile if ya act crazy enough
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opi, is this your first offense? down in the states ya wouldnt do ne time, how bout in canada. surely you could getta court ordered rehab or some **** steda jail time?
and never fuk wit the middle man, go strait to da judge, hes prolly using ne way...
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opi.....had to say it, couldn't resist, needed the spice tonite and ur the perfect target....LMFAO.....kidding, ur awesome. Just no sleepin on the couch naked anymore......LMAO, man I am really off to bed now!! See yas in the am..........hugs
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429432 tn?1343594190
oops third face didn't work out  >:(  hahaha
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269143 tn?1310795352
opi
do bux get ya high,,,,,,,,,,that's ok...call me  wut u will .. opiwhen it all works out i will be okie dokie opi......man jail would suck,,,i just gota stay clean and show it was the drugs did the thinkin for me...or.................i could get the prosicutor to get high on ox's....supply him and he'll s know if i got to jail he'll have no more...hmmmmm
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429432 tn?1343594190
Glad you reminded me, I forgot all about it=\ you can probly tell I'm bored too, seeing how many stupid computer faces I can come up with, maybe I should just give up and go to bed ;{   :0   >:(   =P   this could go on all nite...
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hey men....daylight savings time is here, if ur clocks aren't automatic, make sure you spring ahead an hour before bed!!!
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LMAO!!!! wheres the popcorn???
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confused, thats some funny **** rite thare!!! for real,opi, mopi, dopi n sopi!!
n opi, i would pay 8 bux to see that movie!!
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if u go back to jail, its soapy, lmao....that was a joke...sorry! Couldn't resist!
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K....here's what I figure......lmao....when u think about drugs, I am calling u opi, when u act like ur goofy self, ur dopi, and when ur sad or down in the dumps, ur mopi. can u tell i am bored as hell??
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269143 tn?1310795352
opi
night night
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Too effin funny....I think I've been tryin to log off for like 12 hours.....good night......have fun tomorrow opes
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269143 tn?1310795352
opi
the vid is a movie man,,,it stars wife...our 14 year old dog...hopin its neck can hold up the lil  barrel...and of course crazy cat as mountain lion..,,,it's all worked in my walnut
ps: wife scares hell outa me when she drives...backs outa driveway at 50
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Hey I resent that too......lived in the U.P. and loved to drive like a mad-woman!!!!!! Then again, I am not your average woman!!
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269143 tn?1310795352
opi
my wife scares me man but i'm a lil over the edge when i have control
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try not to dump her off the backa the sled op!! sounds like quite an adventure.as for the rls, cathy says to try epsom salts in a hot bath, if ya got it laying around. she also says heating pads wrapped around the legs helped alot. hope that may help, and i want the youtube link if ya post the avalanche video....
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429432 tn?1343594190
Not all women drivers are slow,ya know. I've been known to have plenty of male passengers who have "white knuckles" by the time we reach our destination=)
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ROTFLMAO.....u r too much man! What a trip....literally!!
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