You probably have Dysautonomia if... (a little humor)

[vbc2000]

Hello group :)
Yesterday as I was packing my little cooler with snacks and water, I thought to myself "geez, I'm like a friggin' 5 year old with all this!"  I'm sure I don't have to tell you it's necessary but it's still kind of crazy to me that I can't go anywhere without these things.  Anyway, it got me thinking about Jeff Foxworthy and his "You might be a redneck if" humor.  My husband loves that schtick because...well because he's a redneck!  I get him the calendar every year.  So I thought it might be fun to do our own version and laugh at ourselves a little bit.

So that's mine... "You probably have Dysautonomia if you have to pack a snack to run down to the store or to the doctor!"  Let's hear yours...
Stephanie

[beema36]

U might have AD if ur seen in your local grocery store lying on floor with your feet propped up on.canned goods.trying not to.pass out.

[globalhiking]

You might have POTS - When you drink more fluid in a day than most people drink in a week!
:-)

[LaLa4]

You might have POTS if you shake so uncontrollably you look like you are severely nervous when signing a receipt at a store and your signature looks like a five year old's first writing assignment.  Ahhhhh the many looks of confusion on that one....

[evo123]

You pop in the shop for some milk.....you can hardly see as you are that lightheaded.....you are walking like you are drunk...and an old friend sees you and says 'oh wow, you look great, you must be better now'!!!!!


arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! lol!

[evo123]

Love this thread!!

[tonyad]

  You might have AD if......

    You carry a Portable B/P Cuff in your purse wherever you go!

~T