There is a reason they are in jail. If they've been there for a while, isn't it safe to assume that they did something kind of serious? Bah.... they are good, hard working people.
Not if we tax the rich. Well we will have to tax the middle class too, but no one has to know that.
We can't give them citizenship. That too costs money.
I am sure they were good upstanding people who should be given citizenship ASAP.