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Funny Gyno Joke
I know most of us in this forum get to go to many more gyno appointments than the average female, too funny not to share. Enjoy!!
The Washcloth
Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.
This is hilarious:-)
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever!
The Washcloth
Ladies, this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is not a
woman alive who won't crack up over this!
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have
any time to spare.
This is hilarious:-)
As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick
wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?'
I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6-year-old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, 'Mommy, where's my washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard.
She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all
my glitter and sparkles saved inside it.'
Never going back to that doctor.
Ever!
I would never....ever.....ever in a million years go back to the same doctor after that!
Best laugh I've had in awhile! I hate to say it, but you know that dr won't be able to keep that to himself. I'm cracking up again thinking about what was going through his mind at that time. Funny!!!! That's worthy of publishing in Redbook or something.
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