OT------Here's a hoot

[essdipity]

I saw this elsewhere on MH and thought I would pass it along.

Want to know if you are pregnant? Just try this site:

http://www.thepregnancytester.com/

This tells me I am expecting a boy, whose name is Chloe Julia Mailman (mailman being the father, or maybe it's Jesse Jackson, hard to tell). I guess he'll be like a boy named Sue.

He 'will' be born in 2006.

I guess I'll be eligible for all kinds of news and gossip show money, considering that even in 2006 I was over 60.

ess

[sllowe]

Get out! lol!!

Dang, I'm blocked from it!

[Sparkysarah]

Very funny and first time it was a boy with brown eyes, fathered by Michael Jackson weighing 15lbs (poor baby his father is longer with us) and second time it was a boy with blue eyes, weighing 13lbs fathered by Fabio..now that was more like it!!

Who thinks these sites up!!!!!

[Ojibajo]

LMAO @ Ralph Nader!.LOL @ Pee on my laptop

[michelleric]

SO SO funny!  Thanks Ess!  Great distraction.  Apparently I am having a boy (big surprise there!) and he is a big baby with brown hair and brown eyes. So far so good, right on. The baby's daddy is Bill Clinton. Hmmm, perhaps my name is really Monica and not Michelle?!

Thanks again Ess!

[Lulu54]

I'm having a girl ....

15 lbs, 15 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
my first daddy was Boss Hogg so I thought I would pick another daddy and came up with Ralph Nader.

I should have quit while I was ahead ....  :-)

thanks for the diversion, Ess.

DH is sitting watching the TN/ND game and I told him I was taking an online pregnancy test and he was concerned I would have to pee on my laptop.

[Ojibajo]

I took it again because I am a looser with no life and the second time this is what I got:

Holy &#%@! You seduced the neighbor's kid, you cradle-robbing hussy! I hope for your sake he's over 18. We sure hope he resembles your husband. . .

Her name is Karen Emma Neighbor Kid.

LMAO!


I need to get a life!

[Ojibajo]

I had a boy in 2006 name Megan Lucy Pool Guy LMAO! Yep! A Boy Named Sue is Right! Oh and he has Black hair and Hazel eyes. I guess the pool guy must have hazel eyes because I am dark complexioned with dark hair and eyes! LOL!