Midlife Crisis:)

[gizzy32]

Soooooooooo, as my 35th birthday is approaching in a few weeks I have noticed some changes. Some mornings when I wake up my body hurts in places from old sports injuries and I groan now lol. I think I am in the early stages of arthritis in my hands, I wake up in middle of the night and have to pee and it's taking me longer, that never used to happen. I finally have 2 chest hairs and 2 nipple hairs haha. I also have the urge to buy a convertible corvette. I now use the term "when I was young" a lot. I am a moody b itch sometimes and I miss the good ole days. Young people are calling me Mr now instead of dude or man. Am I having a midlife crisis or is this the effect from all the drugs I did? Lol.

The above picture is me when I was just over a year old and I want my mickey mouse and overalls back.

[narla]

You won't believe it but I only wear opium perfume~~how ironic,but I love it

[dominosarah]

Tonight i have on a deep deep red.......

Gave up the coral colors when i threw the "Tabu" perfume out!!!

[Beccabeccalynn]

Maybe she where's old lady coral color

[narla]

Fire engine red--
The brighter the better

[Beccabeccalynn]

What color polish?

[dominosarah]

I just wear Nail Polish!!!

[vicki595]

Skirts????    All I WEAR are panties...

Becca~  That guy's name was "Swagger".   LMAO


Gizzy is watching football...he needs some distraction...call him Sara !!!

[dominosarah]

Wearing panties with skirts is not in the constitution~~~~~

[Beccabeccalynn]

Gosh dang it ladies I leave you alone for 24hours and you bullies start picking on folks. What have I told about playing well with others? I am the feel good type person remember? What's his name even said so ugh what's his name small peppers boyfriend? Help me out here what was his name i hate that it's like a case of halfhimerz.  Well anyway back to my scolding of you three you know who you are( Sarah Vicky Narla) I would never make a joke at someone elses expense. Seriously ladies one might think your a bunch of pill popping drunks or worse yet quilters and we all know how they can be. If you scare everyone away who will be left? This is not queen of the medhelp mountian. Be good girls and always wear panties with skirts.
Becca

[narla]

He's in hiding I pinched his squishy puffy cheeks too hard and now they're very red.

[dominosarah]

Where is Gizzy??  

[vicki595]

Yes Sara....That's why I'm laughing!!   Like he really needs to be TOLD to have sex!!

[dominosarah]

OMG........Gizzy and sex??  Our little pimp daddy does okay for himself!!!  LMAO

[Jimmy1975]

35 !!!!!!!!!  Dude please ! 40 is midlife and you're 5 years from that !  That's funny bro ! Congrats on your 35th !  Jimmy

[narla]

Gizzy is soooooooo cute I just want to pinch his squeezy,puffy cheeks.

[vicki595]

Uh...yeah...We"ll be helping you with that Giz...I'm getting the chocalate syrup now...

Sara! Can you grab the ice water? Gizzy is gonna need it !!

[LaterAugust]

this may be "r" rated, not so sure any more... to me  just common sense!


honestly, i think it is from all the commercials your are watching... have to get up 3 times a night???, if it is not  for chocolate syrup or to get more ice  and water for your bedroom and guest.......  I strongly suggest you find one hot woman that makes your head spin for a glorious night...  trust me, it won't be your body getting up during the night...   and doubt you will be complaining about turning 35..the next morning...   time to experience some good healthy sex,   and safe sex at that,  :)     you are way too young for the rest of this nonsense, enjoy your life and body, truly a glorious experience!!

[narla]

Becca you are too funny,I won't ask about the grass stains,In Australia when I graduated we didn't have proms,didn't even have formals which is what they call a prom here,I don't own a formal dress.

[Beccabeccalynn]

I think we should get a pay per-view type deal on the gizzy and Sarah deal. If people paid mike Tyson to knock someone out in the first round think how fun this could be. Making it formal would be fun but alas my prom dress doesn't fit and more and I believe there are grass stains on it anyway
Becca

[vicki595]

Me,too Narla!!   ROTFL !!       Get on your "big boy pants" Giz!!

[narla]

I'd love to be a fly on the wall when she catches up with him.  LMAO

[vicki595]

Yup!   I forgot for just a little,tiny,mini second!

Sorry Giz,you're on your own...       Could be fun,though!!!

[dominosarah]

Oh vicki, you silly silly duck.......Do you not realize the powers i have?!!!!  LMAO

[vicki595]

Hide behind me Giz...I'll protect you!!